Gate-keeper-girl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clocked Out]

Well.

Hmm. Well, being clocks.... you think you have some sort of rule over us, and decide to insult us for every bad reveiw we give you. If you made good movies, we would not give you bad reveiws. Most of your movies are lacking in intelligence or plot. This one looked incomplete. If you did not export the rest of the movie, we understand.

The computer voices are getting old, very. Very. Quickly. I have seen good movies from you guys, but this was not one of them. Sorry.

AlbinoClock responds:

Speak for yourself, Gate keeper girl. I don't feel that I have any sort of rule over anyone. Far from it, I'm an anarchist to the core.

I make clock movies because I love the clocks, and I love clock movies. I happen to find the genere infinitely amusing and I enjoy the company of the people involved in it.

I make movies for my own amusement, not anyone elses. That doesn't mean I'm not interested in being a decent animator, or having people like my work. However, it does mean that I certainly don't feel any power over you or anyone else based on my limited ability to create flash animation.

I expect critical reviews, and I hope for them. Suggestions are wonderful. There is a difference between a bad review and a flame. I can't learn anything from flames.

"Clocks suck" is not a review.
"Clock voices suck" is not a review.

This one looked incomplete because it was supposed to look incomplete. That was the point. Whether or not that fits your artistic tastes is of no interest to me. If I'd planned on adding more to it, I wouldn't have released it to the portal yet.

That doesn't mean there won't be a sequel.

As to the computer voices, fuck off already. I'm sick of hearing it. Clocks aren't humans. They don't sound like humans, they sound like speakonia voices.

Why?

Because StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal.

[Strawberry goes to Hotel]

THis was ok....

Well, you have big fans out there, I just am not. I gave this....a 3. Not perfect, but alright.

HydraulicCat responds:

...

[Do Us Part]

I cringed.........

I was afraid to watch.....well, anyway, I made it through, and pretty good, but.... why was the woman invincible... lol. I mean, I didn't see any blood.... or, was the blood there?

[Fat Mario Trailer]

Funnniiii!

As My brother said, he is not that good at drawing, but he is an excellent animator. This trailer took him a few days, but I am happy with the result. Anyway, the voices were all his, even the Adam Sessler voice! I appretiate all your great responses, instead of with his last movie.

Bye.

[The Devil's Orchestra]

THis was great!

It had a cool beat, the animation was nice, and there was sorta a story to it, just like in every song. Great j0b, and I can't wait to see more of your work.

Damoronz responds:

I'm glad you like it. Thanks :)

[The Bird (claymation)]

Well, I love claymation!

THis was good, but as the previous reveiwer said, the background. Well, you can't help that it was a windy way. Image the horror of a rainy day! lol, well I gave this a five, to try and keep it alive!

maximus-prime responds:

Thanks, It was a windy day indeed. Sometimes even the sun broke through, that was a pitty.

[NotAnotherMadnessRemake!!]

I had to give the graphics a one...

but lotflmfao!! I totally agree! No more madness remakes!! YAY!! I voted a 5 to keep this alive!

[Yu-Gi-Oh 12¾]

totally random man!

love that kind of stuff! I did't know what the heck was going on. IN A GOOD WAY!!! YAY 4 U!! I gave it a 5! raising it's score to a 2.8379!

[Bible Movie]

OMG!!!!

That makes the bible look cool! I am sort of an atheist, I mean, I believe in god, but not in that jesus was his son, and I don't go to church. But anyway. That was the absolute funniest movie ever about the bible!!! Ok, I gave you a 5!!

[Lightsaber Tutorial Pro]

THis is very good!

Now, whenever I need to make a lame star wars rip off, I know what flash to watch. THis was delightful!! Thank you! 5!!

brandon-shue responds:

Thank you!