Gate-keeper-girl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Black Knights Episode 2]

hmm

THe voices are.... lacking.

And you seem to like the radial fill. STOP.

Radial fills can add shading SOME of the times, but if oversused, they look sorta icky. I LOVE your style, and some of the animation is good, but as I said before, the Voice actors need to take their roles more seriously. They sound like drones. Blah blah blah.

Otherwise I love the backgrounds, and details. The story is pretty good too.

[Skittles N' Bitz 3]

Oy. I'm sorry.

You really dropped the ball on this one. I LOVED skittlez'n bits 1 and two .. but the voices in this one were annoying -_-. The jokes too were not as well thought out.

Maybe if you had demanded for some better voice acting from these people, it would have boosted your score a bit higher.

[T.I.M.E.]

My eyes.... burn

^_^ It was pretty funny though. If ya had kept up the "movie" This would have gone higher. lol But I understand. haha.

DarkMatterClock responds:

haha i couldnt resist, i had to do it.

[Pokérap !!!]

Ahhh yes. I remember when pokemon was good.

I used to actualy sing this around my neighborhood. All my friends were impressed I could remember the lyrics at 9 years old XD

Well, pretty good. I liked the screen of Ash with his pants down. Obviously by the effect of some Phsychic pokemon. Maybe... hmm. kadabra, gastly, uhh abra, alakazam... I don't remember all the old ones. Ahh the simple days of only 150... Damn, should've kept it that way XP

[Taco-man: Hot Coffee]

YES!

thank you. I hate Hilary so much. and I totaly hate how parents don't even look at the content, or believe the shit their kids are telling them to GEt the game. GOD. I saw this dumb ass mom, about to buy god of war, for her 11 year old kid!!! I think only the user should be able to buy the game for himself! I mean, if she was buying it for a 16 or 15 year old, then that is cool.

I have neighbors... around 8 years old, who's parents bought them M and Ao rated games! They all think they are SOOOOOO grown up, but all they are are litte jerks with really high, and whiny voices.

To prevent the leak of the patch to younger gamers, they should have a price. aroun $10.00, and it could only be bought with a credit card AND driver's liscence. To check the age.

So hilary, what next? Give Sims2 an M rating because some you can create nude characters in body shop? Ha.

[Taco-Man: Hurricane]

lol

Pretty high production quality! When I saw in the title "Taco man" I was thinking of some rip off of south park. When I saw in the title, hurricane, I was thinking off another lame rip-off of foamy's rant about katrina.

ANYWAY. Pretty good, and nice jokes ( for all who didn't get more than one, WATCH/READ THE NEWS! )

[(2003)Marrie Ecks Mus]

^.^ yes, you CAN buy a tree on X-mas eve

ok, my mom made this ( what now I would consider tinda kool ) cardboard tree, when I was about 7, and I was really upset over it. Well, my dad went out ot the Safeway, and out in the parking lot, this guy was half drunk, and selling trees. He got the smallest one he had ( we had a very small house at the time ) for about $8.00

ANd so CHRISTMAS WAS SAVED! Heh, I thought santa had given us a new tree...

Anyway, pretty funny, and this is the first work of your's I have seen.

[Kids should be outside.]

pretty good

I am not as pleased with it as Element. Again( as mentioned in my reveiw of element), you have inspired me to start flash animating for more than just a casual hobby to give myself a laugh.

The fbf is way better than the stuff I can do now, but then again, I cannot draw NEARLY as well as I want to, and that does not translate well onto a computer.

Good work, and yeah, kids SHOUld be outside ( Can't wait for a continuation on Element, and if you need voice actors I would be HONORED to do anything. )

[Handmade Clothes]

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I take offense to the "sweaty plumber ass" jokes. They set a stereotype that is most unfitting to what some plumbers really are. Take MY DAD for example. He is 6 foot, and 180 pounds. His metabolism is actualy very slow, and he eats fast food and coffe all the time, but plumbing easily burns off about 2500 calories AT LEAST.

Also, the good plumbers ( such as my father, who graduated from Yale ) have to know a whole hell lot of math and code. God, don't get me started on that. Our several bookshelves are filled up with books on how to hook up a steam system, or water heater.

Competent plumbers actualy save MORE lives than some doctors. Have you ever seen a video of what happens when a water heater BLOWS UP? It can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage, and cost all the famiy's lives ( taking into account the size of the water heater in question. Even with a small size( around 10 gallons or less ) you will get tremendous damage, and perhaps a few lives lost, or SEVERE injury. ) ALLLSSOOO, you wouldn't want your water lineto be mixed with the sewer line.... would you?

So before you follow the rest of the Mcdonald's eating nation, in creating a gross stereotype for plumbers ( or any other group ) DON'T.

Anyways, I love all the Nueroticaly your's movies, and I have yet to see them all! :D

[No Man's Land Flash Anime]

Absolutely beautiful...

WONDERFUL! kangaroo, go throw yourself in a lake.

Wonderful backgrounds, decent music, and NICE animation.

If you cannot appretiate this flash, then you do not appretiate beauty. 5 points shall be given every day! I hope this stays on the front page... forever.