Gate-keeper-girl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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All I can say is; Meh.

Honestly, it didn't really catch my interest, there was no organization, music was bland, too many cliches. It started out really good, but like a boner, after about 20 seconds it threw up and went limp.

Lots of love.

-GKG

MrScriblam responds:

the whole thing was cliches that is the joke why does nobody get this????

[Pico Epsilon]

Very good, but a couple of critigues.

Please. Please. Please.

Practice faces and hands.
I tried watching this for the animation, which was decent, at best, but the drawing style really got to me. If you're going for Americanized anime, try and practice a little more with each style before trying to merge them. It doesn't look like youve gotten a hole over it yet.

There were also multiple tween shortcuts, which looked absolutely lazy and MAYBE something that could be washed over a year or two ago. My standards, however, are high.

Pretty good, and impressive for such a big project, but I sitll can't give it full marks. There were too many things that bugged me about it.

-GKG

BiffTheTimid responds:

The art isn't entirely consistent because I had less than a month from start to finish to animate. So yeah, there's going to be some tween "shortcuts" here and there. It's not supposed to be the pinnacle of animation, but just a fun tribute to Pico. I wasn't going for any particular "style", but it's obviously anime influenced. As for faces and hands, I'm practicing them every day. Thanks for the well thought out review.

[the n00b collab II]

Bastard

You used my texture.
This was on purpose >:C

Interesting collab.
Very... interesting...

Rudy responds:

What do you mean your texture?

[Intruder Returns]

Definetly shows promise

Though I didn't like the stiffness of the figures' movement when they started out (It all seemed a little too 'card board cutout' to me.)
But much to my delight they soon seemed to loosen up, as you incorporated some of the roto-scoping (If it wasn't then you have a keen eye for animation, good sir) and smoothed out the motions.

May I suggest a higher framerate? That might even things out a bit.

Anyway. Great sound effects, graphics, and overall performance.

And people, why does it need a plot? It would be nice, sure, but can't you appretiate the animation for what it is? Maybe its more mysterious and (might I add) FUCKING AWESOME without one? Things don't have to be dragged out. Some of the best animations (to me) are ones that don't NEED a plot to explain what's happening.

... though it might be because My IQ is higher than 70?

-GKG

mmankt responds:

runs at 30 fps; rotoscoped the parts in smoke; i love you cuz you don't need the plot ;d

[Dv - Train Tracks]

Another great animation from Lazymuffin

I totally love you man.

What impressed me most about this flash, was the facial animation with the slow motion lip synch. Bloody brilliant man, though I could have done with a more "satisfying" impact when the train hit them.

Still a great flash, that makes me laugh every time I watch it.
KEEP IT UP.
Can't wait to see your new flashes once you start using that tablet. I know I love my own tablet, so I'm sure you'll do great things on your's blah blah blah

-GKG

LazyMuffin responds:

I will do great work on my blah blah blahs

[tWHYlight]

You. Just. made. My entire. week.

This was everything I wanted in a flash movie about twilight. Accurate parody of the movie and it's idiotic characters, and a person who loathes them.

Seriously one of the funniest things I've seen all month so far, and you'll be getting full marks for...

Animation; everything felt smooth, and your attention to detail, especially in parts with the movie crowd was very satisfying. facial animation was great, and everything looked in place, consistently good.
Great writing, great voice acting, and great cast of characters you have there.

Keep it up, I'm hungry for moar.

MOAR I TELL YOU.

-GKG

Bobert-Rob responds:

Damn, and I just finished this! Guess I better get back to work... heh. Thanks for watching, glad to have made your month. All that yelling was worth it. Woo!

[Collab of Champions]

Pathetic (not the animation, mind you)

re-uploading for score/ awards?

That's a reportable offense you know. And I think I will be writing an inquiry about this flash to Tom. So congratulations on making yourself, and your collab partners look like gigantic douches.

All in all, the collaboration itself wasn't that bad, but your score isn't going to vary any more whether you upload this once, or a thousand times. Unless you change things like the audio (which is of horrible quality, perhaps you should look into better compression and optimization methods)
Couple of things could be changed about it, and the stick theme is highly dull, even if one or two of them broke the generic fight scene mold.

My friend Theo down there is completely correct, and you've only made things worse for yourself by responding so angrily to reviews that weren't all that unreasonable in their accusations.
Thanks for proving, once again, that newgrounds is a place for everyone, including the mentally handicapped.

-GKG

TeamXHawk responds:

O, my, I feel so bad, I will therefore go to my corner and cry out my pain. You can't flag this is repost because the file had changes done. I didn't read your whole review, I'm sick of them.

[The iPhone Shuffle]

Seriously NG

It was funny, but you spent so little time on the animation...
It was like watching a medium quality Clock crew film. All in all funny, but nothing that hasn't been thought of before.

Meh, hope people forget about this pointless flash.

-GKG

itsjms responds:

Once again, another bliss collab member, check your pm box.

[Sonic Epilogue Full Movie]

-groan-

First of all, you don't need to mention that you're a girl.
IF you're trying to get sympathy points from that, I'm not impressed.

The fbf was very sloppy, and you barely animated more than four or so frames, used heavy, pointless tweens, and ENDLESS blur effects.

This wasn't a brilliant animation, but it's not bad.
Don't care if you're a girl, just because you can't animate that well, doesn't mean you should expect to get sympathy/ points for the possession of a vagina. Leave your work to speak for itself, rather than your gender.

-GKG

mree responds:

I meant nothing by my girl comment other than the fact that it does get a little tiring referred to as a boy for 90% of the comments.

[(PS) Craxy Shiat]

AHAHAAH AHHAHA

Holy shit, so epic.

Seriously man, you get props.

PenisSeculsion responds:

Thanks :3