Gate-keeper-girl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Epilogue Full Movie]

-groan-

First of all, you don't need to mention that you're a girl.
IF you're trying to get sympathy points from that, I'm not impressed.

The fbf was very sloppy, and you barely animated more than four or so frames, used heavy, pointless tweens, and ENDLESS blur effects.

This wasn't a brilliant animation, but it's not bad.
Don't care if you're a girl, just because you can't animate that well, doesn't mean you should expect to get sympathy/ points for the possession of a vagina. Leave your work to speak for itself, rather than your gender.

-GKG

mree responds:

I meant nothing by my girl comment other than the fact that it does get a little tiring referred to as a boy for 90% of the comments.

[Gears of Awesome]

*Applauds*

(Time to give you a review that isn't fat-fisted like the rest of these homos)

I normally hate your new work, but this actually made me laugh quite a bit. The 'punch-lines' I guess you could call them, were really well timed and made sense to the plot. You didn't go overboard with the strange/random animation moments, which kept the whole thing watchable, and your style has really cleaned up!

It's like watching watching an Egoraptor classic, rather than the other sad attempts at comedy.
Great job you two, keep it up. Looking forward to more like this.

-GKG

[(PS) Craxy Shiat]

AHAHAAH AHHAHA

Holy shit, so epic.

Seriously man, you get props.

PenisSeculsion responds:

Thanks :3

[The Assumption Song]

... o_o

Get out of my head... GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

It just goes to show you how horrible my mind is now.
-sobs-
Oh lost youth!

Anyway, I thought the style really worked for this. Not distracting, simple, let the song speak for itself.

Good scene transitions man....

I need to get to sleep.

-GKG

Oney responds:

;) thanks girl!

[PSP Squirrels]

Ugghhhh

Okay, remakes of your old flashes were almost acceptable.
But a remake of an easter egg??!

COME ON!

At least, color it in, if you're going to remake it. This looked like utter shit, and your incessant screaming isn't funny. Really man, your style is full of "LAWL RANDOM" and has lost any kind of merit as a redeemable form of entertainment.

Metal Gear Awesome 2 was fucking amazing. And everything since then, you've just been screaming garbled up curse words,using the word "fuck" more times than is really necessary to convey an angry thought.
Really people... Is this what Newgrounds is accepting as comedy now?

I'm ashamed of you all.

I loved this as an easter egg, and you should just leave your old material alone.

COME UP WITH NEW IDEAS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!
IT WOULD BE A WELCOME CHANGE.

-GKG

[Scarlet Veronica Animated]

Traced

Fairly sure the section with the gravestones is traced, but otherwise, I really liked it.

Perhaps there is an error with the action script, because it won't play past a certain point.

-GKG

[Awesome Center Redux]

Ugh.

Come on guys.
He can get a front page score, and over 1,300 reviews because he REMADE an old flash.
Can't this guy just work on new stuff and stop stroking his balls long enough to make something more interesting than game parodies? His animations are great, but I don't want to see something I already saw nearly a year ago, but with NEW SHINER GRAPHICS OMG FANBOY-SERVICE.

Frankly, I liked the older version better. Simple, to the point. If you didn't think of the new jokes back then, put them in a SECOND flash, not a remake of the FIRST one.

God I bet this will get reported because people can't take any sort of criticism for the Great-and-all mighty- EGORAPTOR.

Let the guy fight his own battles, rather than his fans preying on anyone who doesn't worship him like some sort of giant perpetual cock-joke.

-GKG

[Harry Potter Parody Chap1]

Excellent, cant wait for more

xD "You don't get to have nice things"

This is the kind of humor I fucking LOVE.
Satire= Godly

One thing I have to note though!
The text was FAR too large, and I couldnt see all of it. Though the voice was just fine and legible enough.

Anyway, good, scratch that, WONDERFUL job, and I eagerly await more in the coming months.

-GKG

[Angry Dog - Blood Shower]

Great flash, this.

It's not often I see something here that doesn't consist solely of cockjokes and video game references.

Your lines sure are getting cleaner.

Good script, good voice actors, excellent animation, and I can't wait for more.

Wonderful to see new stuff out of you Chris, keep it up now!

-GKG

[Learn to Vote Responsibly]

If McCain wins Im moving out of the country

really people, get informed about your candidates. You all screwed us over last time.
-Gkg