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~Keytar Hero ~Keytar Hero

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was okay.

Honestly, the controls were pretty basic, no good room for customization though, Ive seen games where you can tweak the delay and key controls.

Songs were gay.

Please never make me listen to the second song ever again. Your taste is wretched.

-GKG



Spewer Spewer

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Amazing concept, original gameplay

Even for a game about regurgitation and the physics attributed to those actions, it was a fantastic play; REALLY challenging. I broke down and cried a couple of times, but in the end, I beat it (Check my medals if you don't believe me :D

A couple of annoying bugs involved the physics and density of the black puke, because I often times found myself sinking suddenly from the impact of a particularly high jump into the opaque goop to be ripped to pixelated shreds by the saw blade walls below me. Yet when it's more concentrated, it works just fine.
Dunno if that was on purpose or not, but it irked me.

That dive level too, that was evil man. Pure. Fucking evil. THROW US A FUCKING BONE MAN.

Anyway. I would be delighted if you made a sequel, or an "expansion pack" to add more levels, or popular custom levels.

Speaking about the level editor.

I found it was EXTREMELY buggy, and I only managed to make a simple level. There are no instructions anywhere, which was discouraging....
Please fix that so I can start making my friends suffer :3

Us at Auracore greatly enjoyed this, and it made for a great conversation piece.

Good job man, seriously. Give yourself a pat on the back.

-GKG


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Red Moon Red Moon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another wonderful installment to the series.

Ive been in love with this style of game since you released armed with wings 2, and the new jumping puzzles were amazingly challenging.

I will confess one dissatisfaction with the game. I am trying to complete the red orbs challenge, but there's no way for me to do it without falling at one point, which, I will definitely say, is pretty fucking annoying.

It is the stage where at one point you have one of those tentacles set up for jumping on a floating platform. Two red orbs on either side. Whenever I try to double jump it, the mechanics only bounce me off the platform to my impending doom.

Can I collect all the orbs even if I die and skip the ones I know Ive collected for the stage? Or do I have to collect them all per retry, because I know the music and art unlocks dissapear if you've collected them once... But not the orbs.

Anyway. There were a few glitches with the jumping, and it seemed very fiddly. I was displeased with the charging system, but otherwise the two main battles, ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE were satisfying and completely rewarding to beat. It was a real challenge!

Cut scenes are well animated, but I don't like how you cut to the silhouettes, then add outlines overtop of them. The anatomy just looks... Off somehow. The silhouettes are much more stylish (I understand you need to use lines for lip synching and facial expression, but bodylanguage can go miles too.)

Anyway, pleeease keep making these games. Theyre my favorites on the whole site.

-GKG


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The immortal king slime The immortal king slime

Rated 2 / 5 stars

An OK attempt

After a while it was all elegant button mashing. But a lot of potions in the beginning, then just spam your attacks and potions until the damn thing dies.

The DMG counters started building up on the screen after a while. Little issue you might want to fix.
Could have done better with some nice battle music, or at the very least, accurate game sound FX.

Keep trying man, It was pretty well programmed.

-GKG


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(Twisted) Cooking Mama (Twisted) Cooking Mama

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Alright, lets just get a few things straight.

I believe the living conditions/ treatment/ slaughter of turkeys should be a bit more humane, that's true.
But you're still offering no other solution to the problem than to "GO VEG".

So what if you buy meat off a farm that treats its animals kindly, like an organic free-range farm? Is it still animal cruelty?

PETA.
I'm pretty sure humans evolved as OMNIVORES (Omni = All Vore= eat) Protein is ESSENTIAL to our well-being, and cannot be replaced by your 'precious' soy.
Soy is a horrible ingredient, and attributes to hormonal fluctuations in women (Including hair loss and weight gain)
I would much rather eat a dead animal (WHICH OUR BODIES EVOLVED TO PROCESS AND DIGEST AND UTILIZE) than some stinking tofu bird. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!
You would rather eat processed beans, than a nice, juicy, tender, flavorful turkey?

Anyway.

The Game was reeeaaally glitchy. Though it was playable, the way it picked up the mouse was really aggravating, and not satisfying at all.

If you're gonna try and spread around propaganda, then at least de-bug the game.

-GKG


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In The Jungle Of Rot In The Jungle Of Rot

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You should be ashamed of yourself

You melancholic curr.

Nah, just kidding. It was fun, good job with the graphics, you loon.

-GKG


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notorious responds:

hey send me some of yo mamas delicious banana bread ;)


Drunken Masters Drunken Masters

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amaazing game, had me completely hooked.

This had me playing for four hours! (before I wrenched myself away to go to bed xD)

The animations, sounds, and drink list is WONDERFUL.
I felt immersed, and obsessed at the same time, trying to perfect and memorize each drink.
I have been interested in learning to mix drinks (when I'm old enough of course, not that kind of person xD)

I have been waiting for something like this to come along!
Thank you!!

-GKG


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Pandemic Pandemic

Rated 5 / 5 stars

More tips, guys

Make it into a benign disease, and borders will stay open longer, once every country is infected, use your points to up the lethal, and win :'D


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Marvin Spectrum Marvin Spectrum

Rated 5 / 5 stars

seizure time XD

Loved this game, challenging, and addictive

Blast, only 125 our of 155
XD I'm clumsy with the keys, so that's to be expected.
But still, an awesome game
5/5


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Get Revenge Get Revenge

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Confusing

But still fun!

I'm sure I'll figure it all out in time.

ONE BUG I'd like to report.
The music restarts if you start the game again D:

Good game, fun, simple enjoyable!

-GKG


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