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FOOD

Posted by Gate-keeper-girl - March 7th, 2009


Guys, you gotta see this.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

This has got to have some of the most vile /artery clogging inventions of the culinary kind I have ever seen.

What inspires people to make these, and are there REALLY people who eat this stuff?!
One would pray that someone who took on one of these behemoths was assisted by 10 or more people in devouring aforementioned grease-soaked delights.

My personal favorite has got to be the bacon doughnut.

So gentlemen, and ladies.
-Have you ever made these kinds of things?
= What is the most fucked up food you've eaten or made.
-Have you ever seen these at restaurants?
=Have you ever ordered them, or seen them ordered?
-What do you think is your favorite from that website?
=From disgust
=From hunger educing deliciousness

Personally.
I like working arteries.

FOOD


Comments

-Have you ever made these kinds of things?
= What is the most fucked up food you've eaten or made.
I am not sure....maybe frog legs.

-Have you ever seen these at restaurants?
Nope. Unless poutine counts, thats some pretty delicious/heart clogging stuff.And thats everywhere in Canada.

-What do you think is your favorite from that website?
=From disgust
Secret Treasure Loaf
=From hunger educing deliciousness
Junk Food Pizza or Deed Fried S'more On A Stick.

Om nom nom nom.

Beautiful job on the collab. Congrats to you and everyone else.

Thanks :3

I've had the Garbage Plate before. To be honest, it's nothing more than a double cheeseburger with a side of fries and mac salad. Most of the ones I've ate weren't greasy, then again, it's from the university dining commons, it's a Rochester specialty, so everywhere had its own variation on it. One place I ate at had it doused in about a half-inch worth of grease, lost my appetite for the reminder of the day.

The rest of them...they are either WTF are they thinking, or the only reason they made that is just for show.

Yeah some of it is just for show. I doubt anyone would have the balls to actually eat any of that shit.

I'd never eat that bacon doughnut

unless it was glazed

THE GLAZING IS EVERYTHING.

Ugh. All of that food made me feel like being sick then being sick some more and then never eating again. People are crazy.

-Have you ever made these kinds of things?
God No.
= What is the most fucked up food you've eaten or made.
Nothing like this... ever. I guess the weirdest thing was a dog biscuit. The grossest thing ever though was when I was little and ate a lump of blue cheese at a family party. BIIIIIG mistake. blah
-Have you ever seen these at restaurants?
No and if I did I would either: A. Gag B. Laugh C. Say "Are you serious?!" D. All of the above.
=Have you ever ordered them, or seen them ordered?
No. The closest thing to any of these is fried ice cream, but that's not nasty.
Oh a friend of mine who works at an ice cream place did tell me that once they considered having bacon bits as a topping. It's a place where they knead the toppings into the ice cream. So just picture that.
-What do you think is your favorite from that website?
The SNL inspired Taco Town Taco. That made me laugh.

The taco town taco!

Loved that one too. Though I dunno if they skipped some steps.

Damn your hot and talented!...and that food looks pretty fucking good!
Did i mention your Attractive and gifted?....hehe

You did.

I've seen a chocolate covered maple bacon donut before, I guess its one step up from this. Personally one of the nastiest looking culinary frankensteins I can think of is a peanut butter and spagehtti sandwhich.

EW.

I mean, peanut butter and spaghetti can be pretty good. I have peanut sauce covered rice noodles. Same concept.

But that.
as a combination, doesn't work somehow.

Peanut butter + Noodles = <3
Peanut butter + bread = Sandwich = <33
Noodles + bread = sandwich = huh
Noodles + bread + peanut butter = sandwich = Okay wtf

were do you get them...i want to see if i can
eat one with out my head falling off, and what the fuck
is in it, i looks like some one got stapped in the head with a chain-saw
then my cat vomited on there face........

eww-
-bye-

Rough day.

That donut looks awesome.
-Have you ever made these kinds of things?
= What is the most fucked up food you've eaten or made.
Balut (duck foetus))

-Have you ever seen these at restaurants?
Yes.
=Have you ever ordered them, or seen them ordered?
Sometimes. Most of it seems pretty tasty.

-What do you think is your favorite from that website?
=From disgust
Taco town taco. Pork Brains in Milk gravy. Candy Pizza. eew.
=From hunger educing deliciousness
Blueberry waffle breakfast sandwich. Bacon Beeritos. Chicken Fried Bacon with Gravy. Man that sounds awesome.

The motherfucking waffle sandwich, both my dad and BF said they would fucking love that.

I'm also the worst musician

Get back in the kitchen.

i made one at work and gave it to my boss........not go thinking.
i had to wash my pants 3 times to get the smell of vomit out of it....
now im going to make myself one....

Sounds delicious :D

i was going to ask to join but after this incident i defnitle have no chance im sure any ways the hole art thing is right down my alley ive been drawing for like 9 to 8 years.it.is.my.soul.and shrimp..thats also part of my soul >.> if u guys ever need another mem u know where i am.ngs >.>.

We don't favor one artist over the other in this group, so sorry.
But you either like all of us, or none of us.

Also we don't have any use for artists. We need animators. Experienced ones.

:3 Then there's the fact that only Tarienn and I can give the thumbs up to allow folks in.
You haven't impressed me so far, so there it is.

oki doki and for give me i just thought jeinus was the one that sparked out <..< didnt know u guys felt so deeply of that kindave thing wat must i do to show my stand as a artist or somthing?

Dude, nobody wants you in aura core. You've already made an ass out of yourself, so just quit while you're ahead.
We don't need stuck ups in our group.

There are other groups who need artists, but we aren't one of those groups.

wow that kid doesn't take a hint easily huh

Yeah seriously.

I see stuff like that at McDonalds all the time! Even their salad lol.

There was a fake newscast on youtube that showed the "foodbag" invention where people could "stuff their faces without using their hands!"

BTW in Job: Flash Animator, etc., whats etc?

;D

...
Nah it means like, artist, voice actor, musician.
I dont like to get too full of myself.

BTW Winterwinds profile on Aura-Core.com is broken.

I'll throw a stick at Tarienn to make him fix it.

ok lol im not stuck up ill leve for give me enjoy ur art career

"Okay lol I'm not stuck up. I'll leave. Forgive me. Enjoy your art career. "

If that's what you meant, thanks for getting the fuck out.
God damn learn how to spell.

MY PROFILE ON AURACORE IS BROKED
GET THE DUCT TAPE

FUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

HOW DO I PISS YOU OFF?

Hit on me. That'll piss me off big time.

its the freaking internet not a spelling site its called shortening a word

Dude, if you're going to try and communicate with people, then you need to learn how to type correctly, or you're never going to be taken seriously.

And its not just a couple of spelling mistakes, acronyms or shorthands. Your grammar is ATROCIOUS.

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